You wouldn't believe what happened last night, fellas! I was pretty surprised when I went downstairs in the middle of the night and caught something--or should I say someone in action. It turns out it was a homeless little slutling thieving away in the kitchen. She was pretty shocked when she saw me, even more so at the fact that she was caught dead on the spot for rummaging through my fridge. It's funny how far some sluts would go when they're trapped in a tight situation. I didn't ask this little brunette slut for anything, if anything i'm the one harassed and robbed here. She slowly removed her clothes in front of me, probably a trick to distract me from the real situation at hand. At this point, she was only wearing her hooded jacket. I could see her perky tits and her skinny body. Well, naturally, I gave her the meal she wanted and in return she let me make a meal out of her in bed by devouring her sweet young shaved pussy and smooth ass! I guess I shouldn't have trusted this little thieving slut because the next day, my wallet was gone! Eh, it was definitely worth her delicious cunt though!